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Note to Lingerie Football Players: Dont Lambeau Leap

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I’ve been trying to get to a Lingerie League Football game this season, but the games are as sparsely placed as the hairs on Jerry Rice’s head. Here some old guy got a handful of Lingerie Football Player because she inexplicably thought it was a good idea to do a Lambeau Leap. The League may [...]

Police Blotter: Cocaine (ex) Cowboy

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Chicago Bear’s (and formerly Dallas Cowboy, hence the title) wide receiver Sam Hurd was arrested after trying to purchase 5-10 kilos of cocaine and a half ton of marijuana weekly from a North Texas supplier. God Damn. This make’s Bengals WR Jerome Simpson’s weed bust from earlier this year look like shake left over on [...]

Brian Cashman and Vinny from Jersey Shore

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Two Italian American Icons (Cashman’s not Italian, but Italians love the Yankees) share a moment.

Schedule Update: 11/10

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Lola Sports Talk continues its coverage of the NFL: Patriots @ Jets 11/13 This is the third year we will be covering the Jets/Patriots clash in New Jersey (To see the last two years click here and here). The fate of the AFC East hangs in the balance (sorry Bills fans, your team is a [...]

Police Blotter: It’s not just for Players

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  The San Antoino Spurs uber successful GM was arrested for a DWI after crashing his car into a fence drunk with an open container. Even though we are in the dregs of the lockout, unemployed NBA Players have remained on their best behavior. Many people thought someone like Stephen Jackson would have robbed a [...]

Weekly Musings: 10/4

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This week we saw: Patriots Wide receiver Julian Edelman get arrested for groping a woman at a Halloween party. I love the witness account. Edelman and Gronkowski have been catching more controversy than passes the last week. Rob Gronkowski’s brother being him and Bibi Jones for Halloween. I guess he missed the memo that Rob [...]

FFB Friday Pickups: 10/22

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Welcome back to our Friday Pickups Column, the purpose of this column is to identify long shot players who have chances of becoming fantasy stars. I put the column out on Fridays (or Saturdays depending on how “on it” I am) so you can get the players before the waiver period starts. This allows you [...]

LST World Series Preview

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by Sean McKenna Sports are the only true reality television. The last six weeks of the MLB season and leading up to the World Series, have been theatrical, emotional, inspirational and often painful. From the historical runs of the Cardinals and Rays, to the improbable fall of titans such as the Red Sox, the Yankees [...]

#BecauseBoxingSucks: Sleeping on Ice

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Washington Capitals Center Jay Beagle ordered a two piece with no biscuit for dinner last night. His assaulter, Arram Asham later apologized. I’m kind of surprised we don’t see more knockouts in hockey. I wish some of these NBA Owners/Players Association meeting would end like this.

Fantasy Football: Friday Pickups

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If you’ve been reading this column, you know that we’ve been literally the only place on the internet that has been begging you to hold on to Tim Tebow since September 16th. Hopefully you listened and are about to embark on a magical (well, Christian) journey to your league title with Timmy. The purpose of [...]

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