Chicago Bear’s (and formerly Dallas Cowboy, hence the title) wide receiver Sam Hurd was arrested after trying to purchase 5-10 kilos of cocaine and a half ton of marijuana weekly from a North Texas supplier. God Damn. This make’s Bengals WR Jerome Simpson’s weed bust from earlier this year look like shake left over on [...]
The San Antoino Spurs uber successful GM was arrested for a DWI after crashing his car into a fence drunk with an open container. Even though we are in the dregs of the lockout, unemployed NBA Players have remained on their best behavior. Many people thought someone like Stephen Jackson would have robbed a [...]
You have to admit, the Bengals players have been doing a rather decent job staying out of trouble recently, but that’s all out the window now. A package containing 2.5 lbs of high grade marijuana was delivered to the home of Bengals wide receiver Jerome Simpson, who just had 4 catches for a career high [...]
Someone has been going around DC and impersonating “Dream Team” backup Vince Young, stealing money, taking photos with sick children and sexually assaulting women. There are subtle ways to tell the real Vince Young from the fugazi: If you see someone who looks like Vince Young, except they are throwing accurate passes, listening to coaches [...]
Athletes have been on their best behavior recently and the Lola Sports Talk Police Blotter presses have been dormant as a result. Today there were two nuggets of news that involved criminal elements that we had to report on: According to TMZ.com, Manny Pacquioa’s LA mansion was burglarized. Also according to TMZ.com, and also in [...]
Usually our police blotter focuses on more funny and lighthearted crime, like an ex-NBA player building a dirtbike track for underprivileged kids that’s a cover for a weed growing operation, but today entry is exponentially more serious and sad. Ex NBA player Javaris Crittenton was charged with the murder of an Atlanta woman. The story [...]
I’ve been trying to write an an article on the shooting of a man wearing a “Fuck the 49ers” shirt outside of Candlestick Park, after the preseason 49ers game against the Raiders. Every time I would be in the middle of writing it, more news would trickle in about savage beatings and additional shootings, forcing [...]
We have our first known NBA investor in weed dispensaries! Ex player Cuttino Mobley invested some heavy coin in a dispensary in Maine. Of course it’s legal for Mobley to drop $1.6 mil on weed, but if Rodney White builds a fake dirtbike track or Samaki Walker adds pot to his raw diet or Mike Beasley [...]
I am in Vegas right now and it is 7am. I haven’t gone to sleep yet and just as recently as an hour and a half ago, I was in downtown Vegas, getting washed up to the tune of -$54 by a rotating cast of asian black jack dealers. Before I went out for the [...]
Former lottery pick and NBA Champion Samaki Walker was arrested with 10 grams of marijuana and a bunch of liquid steroids. It’s pretty funny that he attempted to eat the weed. I’m pretty sure weed is medicinally legal out there, don’t know why he didn’t just #GetACard? Meanwhile, across the country just north of Charlotte, [...]
