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Moral Police Blotter: Andrew Bynum

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We here at LolaSportsTalk are already not big fans of Andrew Bynum due to his propensity to commit heinous fouls against opponents half his sie. He upped his “hateability” rating this week by being caught parking in a handicap spot in a not-so-full supermarket parking lot. Now news is trickling out that he has been [...]

Police Blotter: Brandon Marshall

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(Via, Rotoworld.com in my opinion the premier destination for up to the second news on all sports)   It looks like Brandon Marshall is trying to fall on the sword for his wife (pun totally intended). The video below tells you pretty much all you need to know about “The Beast.” The fact that his [...]

Police Blotter: Pac Man Jones

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Pac Man Jones might as well fill out a change of address form and have his address permanently changed the the Lola Sports Talk Police Blotter. Saturday night Pac Man was taken into custody when Police responded to a call from a Cincinatti bar, where they found him being disorderly and yelling profanities. After being [...]

Police Blotter: Michael Beasley

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On June 26th Minnesota Timberwolves Forward Michael Beasley was pulled over for speeding and found to have 16.2 grams of marijuana in his car. #LockoutProblems (even though the lockout hadn’t started yet). My friend just coined the nickname “Michael Trees-ley.” I think Beasley gets a bad rap for a lot of small and ultimately innocuous [...]

Police Blotter: Brett Rogers

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MMA fighter Brett Rogers was arrested for beating up his wife. Obviously this is terrible considering he is a 6’4, 260 lbs professional fighter. Consider Fedor’s epic knockout of Rogers a giant retroactive strike for abused women everywhere.  

Police Blotter: Thank God

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There has been a lot of smoke regarding a Shaq Sex Tape and thankfully it appears those embers have been stomped out (apparently by Main Street Crips). For a while there have been quiet whispers (and conversations with detectives) about Shaq’s infidelities and dealings with women. I think I speak for humanity when I say [...]

Police Blotter: DeShawn Stevenson

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Newly minted NBA Champ DeShawn Stevenson was arrested last night for DWW (drinking while walking). Let’s not rush to judge someone who’s past is so dark that they couldn’t even do a fluff  piece about it in the playoffs (they even made a Chris Henry one during the Superbowl, the guy who was killed while [...]

Police Blotter: Nate Robinson

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  Nate Robinson was arrested last night just before 2 am for taking a piss on a Barnes and Nobles, or as I like to call it “pulling an Amazon.com”.

Police Blotter: Kenny Britt

  Titan’s receiver Kenny Britt can’t seem to stay out of trouble. He just had his charges for leading cops on a police chase in in New Jersey on April 12th dismissed and apparently celebrated by wrestling with cops after possibly possessing a blunt. Can the Lockout end yet?

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